My Friends On Valentine's Day: →
When your parents start yelling at you:
carlalikescats: lol some girl trying to steal my bestfriend. xD It’s not working nigga, and you sound like you’re in love with her whenever you talk to her xD “Omqqqq I Lovee Yoooohhh qurLL. You’ree Mahhh Lyyfeee, && Nothinqq WiLL Tearrr Uss Aparttt <3(:” haha xD okkaaaayyy. Girl you don’t phase me. And you’ll never get rid of me (: Sooner or later you’re gonna get butthurt over...
Walking in heels: →
funniest10k: Expectation: Reality: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
“i guess you’re gonna miss..” →
funniest10k: “i guess you’re gonna miss..” ” The panty raid.” Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
carlalikescats: Don’t you know that it’s rude to call someone animal names? And supposedly you hate bullying. Girl I did nothing wrong to you… You’re just rude. Don’t talk to me.. You’re annoying. Kay thanks. And don’t say ‘omg I was joking you get butthurt easily’ I’m sorrrryyyy I don’t have a sense of humor when you call me names and make other people laugh.. Rude *bon qui qui’s voice*
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When there is a GIF with words, I watch the mouth...
When I leave for school in the morning →
funniest10k: Me: My Bed: If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Introducing your friend to a new fandom: →
funniest10k: Expectations: Reality: If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
That awkward moment when you're in class and the... →
funniest10k: And you’re just sitting there hoping she doesn’t call on you If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
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funniest10k: If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
During a Period →
funniest10k: Uterus: I hope you didn’t like those underwear. Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS! Emotions: I don’t care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was damn funny. Now go act like you’re high until I see something that pisses me the off. Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS! Uterus: Also I’ve decided to act like something’s constantly punching me. I hope you don’t mind....
I don’t have any fans…