Asami:You know what? All y'all are assholes. All of you.
Asami:I mean, come on! Korra, first you kiss my man, then you steal him. And you go all weepy because you lost your bending, which totally sucks, I know, but seriously! Lin lost her bending, and you didn't see her crying over it.
Asami:And you, Mako, don't even fucking get me started on you. You are a jerkbender to the highest degree. Like for fucking real. If you didn't want to date me, then you should have just fucking said so! That is unacceptable behavior.
Asami:SHUT UP! You don't get to talk right now. You are an asshat, and I am too good for you.
Asami:Bolin, you're a super nice guy. Like, really great and funny. Stop letting your brother tell you what to do. Stop letting him run your life.
Asami:And Tenzin, God, you have to stop being so fucking awkward. You make things worse for yourself by being so incapable of having a normal conversation with your ex girlfriend and your wife in the same room.
Asami:Lin....You're fabulous and perfect the way you are. Never change.