August 2012
leg-horse:
what if there are people who have a crush on me
great grandma: here have a little lasagna
*puts 3/4 of the whole thing on your plate*
great grandma: and have some spaghetti
great grandma: and here's some pasta fazool
great grandma: and here's some meatballs
great grandma: and some sausage and peppers
me: grandma i can't eat all of this by myself
great grandma: oh yes you can you need meat on your bones
*a couple months later*
great grandma: you've gained some weight
-and that kids is how i'm fat-
